December 6, 2006

• haha, how slick..

   

  short black duane reade cashier hit on me as i was buying my special k this morning. how did he make this not sleazy, you wonder?

  downturned eyes, subdued voice: "by the way, in the street vernacular, we would call you fine."

   

   

  wow, man! what are you doing at a duane reade?

   

   

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  i love this line! it is so delectably cruel.

   

  "You would think you'd understand, after being for many years sexually active...well, at least sexually cognizant."

   

   

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