January 29, 2007

  • absolutely hilarious eavesdropping from recent weekends. drunk people are f'mazingly amusing, but sober people are even more amusing:

     

    anonymous girl 1: stop doing that! she always does that. it's so embarrassing.
    anonymous girl 2: yeah i kind of just like playing with my chest area *laughs loudly*
    waiter passing by: ...............

    anonymous guy: My friend is so attractive. It's like there's a party in his pants.

    anonymous girl 1: yayyy sleepover! naked pillow fight!
    anonymous girl 2: every adolescent guy's dream
    anonymous girl 1: seriously though, i don't get why every guy just assumes that if we live together we have naked pillow fights...

     

    and this takes the cake...

     

    anonymous girl: Seriously though, you're like my gay best friend
    anonymous guy: Well, if I told you I liked men, could we hook up?

Comments (4)

  • yea, i do agree that by using victoria's secret isn't all that great of an example because... they're selling lingerie after all -__-. hahaha

  • i called a guy friend my GBF in college, he didn't like it very much, because he wasn't gay.

  • haha, i enjoyed these convo tidbits. i hope you don't know some of the anonymous girls though...  some of the comments made me cringe!

  • HAHAHA...not so anonymous!

    you were there for the megan/finger stroking chest/mexican busboy/tub of chips story rt??? hilarious!

     ;-P

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