April 30, 2003
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mather lather:
1. random sophomore tries this pickup line on me:
"what's your concentration?"
"i'm a premed"
"you sure don't look like a premed..."
2. guy in Matherhaus shirt almost snaps his head in a 360 turn trying to stare at me and then FOLLOWS me almost all the way to the yard...then tries to make contact but quickly walks away when i finally turn around and stare at him angrily
3. short football player comes up behind me and asks me "where's the party?"
i say "it's down there where the foam is"
and he says "oh no honey, it's right here where you are"
4. i finally ran into "jay chou" and asked him what his name is (it's brian, btw). and he DOESN'T KNOW who jay chou is!!!! @(#*%&@#^%(@#&%^@($&$%!!!
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